LockMart may call this thing a M.U.L.E.
but you just know that as soon as the first one hits the field, soldiers everywhere will begin addressing it as "Donkey, ..." in the worst "Shrek voice" imaginable. Particularly if voice command isn't actually an option.
Canadian actor Mike Myers may have to spend the rest of his life dodging irate haggis bombers in such an event.
via Instapundit, who seems more impressed then I am. Yet.