Friday, September 16, 2011

It's A Good Thing I Didn't Have A Love Life To Start With

Saves me having to choose between it and ... well, living.

Introducing my latest (and likely only) sleeping companion, The Snout, including the warm and wet option to complete the sensuousity of it all. With all the hangman's noose hose and filters, I just tickled the old health insurance for a grand, easy.

What's the sense in living longer if every woman that arouses your interest staggers off laughing hysterically once she catches a glimpse of your bedroom attire?

CPAP my ass; CRAP!


Reub said...

CPAP can an will change your life. I know they suck big rocks when you first have to get used to them but give it a chance and stick with it. I've been on it for 3 years now and I feel so much better than before. I'm not sleepy during the day and my memory is much better than before simply because I'm no longer suffocating in my sleep each night.

Best of luck and check out if you ever need any advice or support from other CPAP users.

DirtCrashr said...

It's nice to breath! Sorry the accessories are lousy.