The Other Option

Uncle says he plans to slow-cook a pork roast for the scheduled Rapture tomorrow. Personally, I'm relieved that FedEx managed to deliver my latest order from Cheaper Than Dirt in time. That 500 round brick of Super Colibri LRN may be just the ticket should the post-Rapture disappointment be too widespread and energetic.

Other's disappointment, you understand. As long as the ammo will cycle the Buckmark, I'm good.