School children all over this county are wailing in frustration at the mid-day hour appearance. Town drivers are appalled in their anticipation of the near-universal panic they can anticipate during their commute this afternoon and evening. Store shelves are emptying as I type.
It has begun to snow here in the proto-urban environs of E. Texas.
'Ware away, traveller.
Update: Apparently, this may be a somewhat more atypical event then I initially thought.