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Offered for your news-reading pleasure without editorial comment: Sunbathing topless not recommended for fatty and not pretty women.

Note the attempt to pass this off as some form of international standard:

Sunbathing topless is strictly forbidden in many Muslims states. The Italian beach etiquette says that “fatty, ugly and unpretty women are not allowed to appear on the beach topless.”

A heaping portion of outraged sensibilities for everyone, I see. :)

Good one, Ivan.

Via the Wall Street Journal On-Line (scroll waaay down the page) via Instapundit.